But our revenge was swift and brutal.
So our supply team are a pretty ruthless bunch.
Between moving home again, tweeting for Ireland, speaking at a convention, working, and the early arrival of little Jude - November was the most stressful, busy, exciting, and ultimately life-changing month of my life.
I was on Irish radio today talking about IVF from a man’s perspective.
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when”.
Our investigators talk to parents and children traumatised by the violation of the sanctity of their home by a sweaty fat man who sneaks down chimneys and steals vital milk and cookie supplies.