Short straw.
Grafton street.
Last orders
The Monkey orchid (Orchis simia) found in Ecuador (via okjol).
I got a Millenium Falcon pizza.
Psychic Seahorse, a surrealist fortune cookie generator for iPhone and iPod touch.
Tap the ball and the seahorse will offer you unique insights such as “You will inherit an awkward burger” and “A charming skeleton will offer you ringtones” and “You will become a great pigeon.”
Get it on the App Store. (Via inky)
Two reasons you should buy this:
1. It’s clearly rocking.
2. It sponsors Garfield minus Garfield.
I’ll take a few more lunch breaks like this one please.
Responding to cops when asked to give an exact march route, Quebec students provided this (Via)
OK misleading title, but it got your attention. My wristwatch strap just broke for the third time. What am I doing wrong?! I wear it to bed, is that it? Do you wear your watch in bed?