November 2007
“I just spilled hot coffee on my crotch. But not so hot that it didn’t feel kind...”
– lonelysandwich
My girlfriend is on live TV tonight (The Late Late Show) dressed as a bee, doing a sketch with Jerry Seinfeld. Life is undeniably odd.
“I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t...”
– George Bush
Hack Attack: One-click DVD rips →
450 kegs stolen from Guinness Brewery - RTÉ News →
On an unrelated note I’m looking for nice cheap, large storage area (no questions asked) which can comfortably hold a significant amount of alcohol, 18 pounds of Tayto crisps, a widescreen TV and one very drunk yet strangely handsome & charming shaved-headed Irish guy.
Top 10 Food and Drink Hacks - Lifehacker Top 10 →
” 7. Fluff your blankets, steam clean the microwave, make better tasting coffee, de-ring toilets, shine cloudy glasses, de-stinkify mildew-y towels, de-ant and de-cat the garden and more with vinegar, the duct tape of condiments.”
“Hey let’s play some more songs about being depressed and shit”
– Ryan Adams, Dublin, 28th November 2007
Teacher charged with insulting Islam - RTÉ News →
“A British school teacher in Sudan has been charged with insulting Islam and inciting religious hatred by allowing young children to name a teddy bear Mohammed”
Career Apathy →
“In dealing with such people, I often wish I could rip my heart out of my chest and stick it in their chest to give them the courage they need to get moving. But I’d never do that because it would make a real mess of my circulatory system, I’d die an agonizing death, and there’s no guarantee the other person is the same blood type as me.” - Steve Pavlina
Bock The Robber →
“Offending everybody since 2006”
“When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was...”
– Peter O’Toole
FollowOnTumblr
Here’s the list of folk I follow: david marco ben contrivedchaos shadowfirebird azspot dailymeh jeffisageek thatguyben yum9me ideas cubicle17 gina ofvarieddelights toldorknown xstevemurphy haze tumbld cowboyo gondaba sublevel3 shawnblog kiyo pica brocatus aatw deplorableword blogspotter kevinrose lonelysandwich stoneman dubber cameronio brianisinyou duplo dawnowar djenczyk sophiniesom...
Yesterday Scott Adams posted: “Try www.reader.google.com to see (his) blog posts without the ads.” And today he switched his blog to partial feeds. I posted a comment about it on his site this afternoon but he didn’t publish it. He’s annoying me now. Scott Adams has annoyed me. Through the miracle of the Internet I can even be annoyed by people I have never seen, met or...
PickyPirate - A Metacritic-Bittorrent mashup →
PickyPirate is a mashup website that matches scores from review compilation sites Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes to download links from torrent search sites The Pirate Bay and Mininova.
How to Come Up With Amazing Ideas →
How could something so wrong go so right? - Games... →
Games that should have sucked but didn’t.
Flight of the Conchords (ok I'm hooked)
Eddie: The job is you have to hold up this sign and you have to make sure it points in the right direction. Now, does that sound like something you can do?
Jemaine: Sounds like something a lamppost could do.
Memorize Anything - Wired How To's →
Death by Booze - How Much Alcohol Would It Take To... →
According to this if I drank 21 glasses of wine in 3 hours it’d kill me. They didn’t specify if it was Cabernet Sauvignon or Merlot though, I suspect Merot would finish me off quicker, cheap common trash. =p
