June 2008
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object only to find a little old Jew at a small stand selling neckties. The Taliban asked, ‘Do you have water?’ The Jew replied, ‘I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.’ ...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-29) →
Kings of Leon
Ron Sexsmith
Aimee Mann
Ryan Adams
Josh Ritter
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr
Just been for a long cycle by the sea in the sun. Few things in life make me feel more alive and happy.
A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure
– Segal’s Law
I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia
– Demetri Martin
I just reblogged my own blog on my blog to promote my blog to bloggers.
Internet domain names being reviewed - RTÉ News →
Web regulators are poised to usher in one of the biggest shake-ups in the Internet’s brief history in a vote on allowing millions of new domain names, from .paris to .Pepsi.
via claudia Definitly NSFW. Or children. Or small stuffed animals.
We all not only could know everything. We do. We just tell ourselves we...
– Neil Gaiman
snopes.com: Ball Girl Makes Amazing Catch →
Video shows a ball girl making an amazing catch at a minor league baseball game. Status: False
I had a feeling there was something fishy about that video.
Surely I deserve bonus points for integrating the words regurgitated squirrel entrails?
It's a guarantee
If your apartment is within a 360 degree radius of mine then it either contains a screaming baby or screaming bad singer. In some cases both. 24 hours a day.
When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It’s Time to Go Home
– Erma Bombeck
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
– Groucho Marx
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-22) →
Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams & The Cardinals
Nick Drake
Jesse Malin
The Rolling Stones
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr
Just finished episode 5 of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and I think I’ll quit watching them now because it’s just kinda silly really isn’t it? And the acting is woeful. Pity.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death
– Saki