January 2010
Apparently while drunk last night I ate a grapefruit… Healthy livin’.
– openallnight
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I kissed the bottle, I should’ve been kissing you
– Jawbreaker
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Time
Stretches out forever when you’re forced to watch depressing soaps, or listen to self proclaimed experts.
Shoots by like lightning when you’re in the company of someone who makes your heart race.
Shouldn’t be viewed on an ugly digital clock.
When combined with grey hairs, it reminds you to do the things (or people) you love.
In longer stretches it can lead to smelly cheese,...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Girl Talk (80)
Josh Rouse (27)
The Smiths (11)
Josh Rouse & Kurt Wagner (5)
Ryan Adams & The Cardinals (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I live in dread that any day now, some movie studio is going to announce a Blade...
– 10 Science-Fiction Heroes Who Don’t Need Origin Stories - io9
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formspring.me
How do you stay so awesome?
Daily practice my friend. Daily practice.
Ask me anything
Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of...
– Stephen King (via fwarg & quote-book)
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formspring.me
Hey is that Girl Talk Live track you posted an album that’s available for purchase or download somewhere? I can’t find it anywhere but I’d love to take a listen.
(Woohoo, second question!) It’s called Kryptonic Train Ride and it’s from the Girl Talk Murders Seattle bootleg. It was available here but the link seems to be dead now. Try any reputable torrent site...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Girl Talk (16)
The Crystal Method (8)
Josh Rouse (2)
The Smiths (1)
Andrew Bird (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Night Siphoning
Squeezing as much “you time” as you possibly can out of the night time, so you don’t go to bed, because this tends to lead to waking up and going to your crappy job.
Side effects: Acute morning-after grogginess, followed by unproductive day of dim-wittedness and bumping into things.
Possible solution: Quitting said job and finding one you like.
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Offline Book "Lending" Costs U.S. Publishers... →
azspot:
Hot on the heels of the story in Publisher’s Weekly that “publishers could be losing out on as much $3 billion to online book piracy” comes a sudden realization of a much larger threat to the viability of the book industry. Apparently, over 2 billion books were “loaned” last year by a cabal of organizations found in nearly every American city and town. Using the same advanced projective...
Pretend that you’re feeling a little bit crazy (possibly due to mental illness),...
– Does the Pope understand forgiveness? | The Good Atheist
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Pub shrapnel
The irritating and substantial amount of small change found in one’s pocket, the morning after a night spent in the pub.
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Cat Observations
Hates to think there’s something going on in the bathroom without her.
Can not fathom why we won’t eat the hamster.
Enjoys eating, sleeping, stretching, chittering at birds, and using claws to inflict shocking pain on humans at unexpected moments.
Has deduced that the purpose of a bin is to make huge crashing sounds and create hundreds of smelly playthings.
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fwarg's haiku
fwarg:
I do hate counting syllables, I’m bad at it Fuck haikus, fuck ‘em.
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