March 2010
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Useful for filling out forms I guess
DJ: OK caller, here's the question: What can a bilingual person do?
Caller: Write with both hands.
In a cab, en route to little sister's 18th party...
Me: Little sis rang me a few minutes ago, to check if we were on the way.
Neil: Why?
Me: Said said the place was full of 18 year old girls and they needed some older people to weigh things up.
Darren (to cab driver): Drive faster please.
WatchStephen Fry on the Catholic Church (Via conorh)
Utterly inspiring, every word.
The iPhone has been blamed for many things, but the latest, according to the Sunday Independent, is the death of the pub quiz. The device is helping users cheat more easily at quizzes, allowing teams to get top marks. The device allows users to get access to a wealth of information online, with applications such as music-identifying programs helping to frustrate quiz organisers. (Via ENN.ie)
“Every man is also responsible for all the good he didn’t do.”
– Voltaire (via azspot)
Awkward boners are the best boners. →
(via chelito)
Oh dear.
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“Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT...”
– Conan O’Brien on twitter.
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Even so, I think it's still abuse.
Evie: Noogie, noogie. Noogie, noogie.
Me: You can't noogie the cat!
Evie: She likes it!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-21) →
John Mellencamp (7)
Josh Rouse (3)
Girl Talk (3)
Ramones (1)
Ryan Bingham (1)
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Spooky or Sneaky? →
When I was a toddler my family lived in a flat which was in a converted Victorian House in North London. I had two imaginary friends, two old women who’s names I can’t recall. They were my constant companions for the four years we lived in the flat and I blamed them for everything.
When I learned… (continued on Why R?)
I think I saw them staring at me through the bedroom window last...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-14) →
Girl Talk (44)
John Mellencamp (24)
Creedence Clearwater Revival (11)
The Crystal Method (6)
The Chemical Brothers (4)
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