ryotomo:2007.

ryotomo:2007.

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society”
— Mark Twain
This isn’t real life. In real life my boss has a full head of hair and I have none.

This isn’t real life.
In real life my boss has a full head of hair and I have none.

Study dodging

Park us.

I work in a business park, when I’m not working from home(it’s not as bad as it sounds) and around 1/3 of the office buildings in the park are empty, some of them for years. Parking space, however, is at a premium. Cars double park, sometimes triple park, on a daily basis. Everyone blocks everyone else in and leaves their name/reg with their reception, then they have to run out and move their cars when their slightly agitated colleagues want to go for lunch or go home. It’s a mess and a daily annoyance.

So here’s my blindingly obvious business idea. Gut an office and build a multi story car park with low daily rates. Seriously. Why has no-one done it? Surely a moderate income from hundreds of happily parked cars, has to be better then leaving an entire building empty for years on end? With 1/3 third of the buildings going to waste, it’s not as if the office space is needed.

I could be a millionaire. Bah.

This is a picture of my wife Evie (on the right) when she was a Morbeg, on Irish kids’ TV show The Morbegs. The suits were made by the Jim Henson workshop. How cool is that?!

This is a picture of my wife Evie (on the right) when she was a Morbeg, on Irish kids’ TV show The Morbegs. The suits were made by the Jim Henson workshop. How cool is that?!

(Via Coffee Break)
“Guy just came to the door trying to give me free samples of hair care products, boy did he pick the wrong house”

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