Creepy Ice Cream Guy (via Travors)
Dear shop owner, this guy did not entice me into purchasing an iced treat from your premises. In fact he haunts me nightly in sweaty nightmares.
Agreed. Though I’d rather know his whereabouts, than have him popping up somewhere unexpectedly.
Oh yes, him. Yes, I know him. I always feel the same way, and I think I see it every time I go to Keogh’s. Which isn’t...