1. Things that happen on a Friday

    • Not much work, not much work at all.
    • 80% of idle work-place gossiping.
    • 9 to 5 jobs, inexplicably, suddenly become 9 to 4 jobs.
    • Overenthusiastic drinking.
    • 50% of weekly damage to livers.
    • Stress levels drop 100%
    • Blood alcohol levels rise 400%