A Heartwarming Story About My Closest Friend - Pearls Before Swine
….we’ve been friends for some 35 years. If there’s one thing you need to know about Emilio, it is this: I’ve never really liked him.
The problem is that when you’re me, you can’t be very choosy about friends. So I haven’t been. Hence Emilio. Or as I like to call him, “That fat bastard.”
